No it's not a new TV show, it is my life.
Apparently if I don't want to be judged, I just shouldn't answer the phone.
Or, if I answer the phone, my answer should be yes, and then I won't have to hear this on the other end of the line........
"Oooohhhhhhhhh......tsk.....(sigh). Alriiiiight then. Goodbye."
After all, no matter how much you may judge me, I am a much harsher judge of myself than you can EVER be. True story.
