Monday, March 22, 2010

So A Lady Walks Into A Doctor's Office....


Why, why, why, must we step on that infernal scale EVERY time we walk into the doctor's office?

WHY?????

I think next time when I am asked to step on the scale I will say...."after you!" And see what happens.

You know your weight is then catalogued and followed with a follow up comment. The comment to me was...."Oh, you seem to have gained a few pounds."

{Gasp} "Really?" <----(sarcasm)

"No wonder my belt has seemed a little tighter." (Looking for whole to crawl into.)

But not to worry! After my two shots of thyrogen and my radioidine pill, I don't feel like eating. So, when I go in to visit the doctor in a few weeks, my belt will fit just fine!







12 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I step on the scale backwards, so I don't have to look at the number. I know, it's ridiculous.

Garden of Egan said...

Hilarious!
I think I agree with your method...."after you"
I told the nurse when I went in that I would not step on the scale. I think the way I said it she was scared and she didn't make me.
It has nothing to do with why I was there.
Unless they want to put me on antidepressants after.

Barbaloot said...

This would be why I never go to the doctor.

The Papa's said...

Well, if it makes a difference...you don't look like you've gained 4 pounds. I think I might use your "after you" also, seems like an excellent plan! :) Do you need....WANT anything? I will bring you a bag of twix if you'd like! :) Love ya'! Hang in there!

Kazzy said...

I hate hate hate scales. I never step on the one in my house. And once someone invents a machine that measures sagging I am really doomed.

wendy said...

I hate that scale. And I have been know to say NO I won't be stepping on that scale. I weight around.....?? Deal with it. What are you going to do, Haul me on it. NOPE
Gotta be firm.
What difference is it the them what I weigh. JUST LOOK IDIOT.

sorry you won't be feeling well though with those shots

and hey, IT SURE WAS NICE TO SEE YOU POSTING AGAIN. I always check on ya.

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Well I agree with the Papas, you do not look like you have gained 4 pounds. Maybe you should gain more weight, because you look a little on the skinny side, in my opinion.

lmtfitts said...

Cute little April. 4lbs! You can stand that and more! I am thinking of you and sending you all the love and prayers with your treatment. HUG!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Okay yea, I just never look at the scale it slopes me down a hill of depression and old high school nightmares, so I just get on and look the other way.

Bleh at radiation! Love u and hugs!

And I can't believe NHC totally didn't tell us she was in town! Way to catch her!!!

April said...

Kristina-I wish I had thought of that a couple of years back!

Tauna-I got to the point where I refused to get on the scale...it wasn't pretty.

Barb-I don't go to certain doctors for certain exams...bad April! hehehehe!

Suz-Thanks nice lady! I wish I could eat Twix! I still have another 8 days, but who's counting.

Kazzy- I don't even HAVE scales in my house I hate them so much! They are of the devil!

Wendy-Awww...thanks sis! You rock. And a couple of years back after I passed the magical number of 170...I stopped getting on the scales. I didn't want to know, and I didn't want anyone else to know either.

NHC-Thanks! Isn't Suz cute? I would rather not gain any weight since I've dealt with weight issues my WHOLE life. You know, being put on a diet in the fifth grade and all.

Lezlie-YOU are cute! and little! and cute! so there! and thanks for the hugs!

Shelle-Weight can be such a heavy issue. And I agree, you do have to watch that NHC...she is a slippery one. :)

Heidi Ashworth said...

Wendy, you are so darn skinny! I wouldn't even worry about it for one second if I were you. I am sorry that you are still having to deal with this health problem. Hugs! (P.S. love your shelfari book choices!)

The Crash Test Dummy said...

awwww, shoots.

Now your verifier say jibed.

What a funny verifier. So in tune with your mood.

Do you ever feel like you're being jibed by life?

Good luck. I didn't realize it was THAT time again.