Sunday, September 13, 2009

Dear Me


Dear Me,

(Ummmm, why are you still reading? This is for me...ahem... )

Ok, I think they are gone, so, I have some questions to ask if you don't mind. You don't have to answer if you don't want to, but these questions have been on my mind for a while.

1. Why is it that I have a headache every single Sunday? (Ok, I have a headache every day of the week, but on Sunday they are just out of control.)

2. Why are teeth the first thing I look at when I meet someone?

3. Why is there an otter pop stain on my keyboard when there is no food allowed at the computer?

4. Why do I find it so hard to be motivated to do something on the weekend when I can work my butt off all week long?

5. Who shot the sheriff?

6. How did I end up with such a nice guy as a husband?

7. Why are you still reading this? (Not me, you!)

Love Me.
PS, If you (yes you) figure out some of the answers, please let me in on them! Thanks!

27 comments:

Barbaloot said...

#4-cuz humans are genetically programmed to relax on weekends so despite all the work you may do during the week, your brain is wired for relaxing on weekends.
#7-cuz I'm nosy.

Kristina P. said...

I tend to feel worse on the weekend too. Go figure. I guess it's good that I'm not missing work, but it still sucks.

Chief said...

I thought I was the only one who had a headache every Sunday. I have since I was young.

Cherie said...

#3 - The same reason I have crumbs on my couch even though there is no eating in the family room - You have to tell kids 1,254,983 times and you don't reach that number until they turn 18 1/2!
Hope your headache goes away!

Cherie said...

P.S. I always love the picture at the top of your blog - it looks like it could be an ad picture for a sitcom! You guys are cute!

Kazzy said...

Seriously, every single thing here is me except for the headaches (sorry). I almost never ever do anything work-like around the house on the weekend. Some people love to catch up on housework, etc, but I like to sit around with the family and watch football or play board games. Those things will still get done during the week.

Nutty Hamster Chick said...

Ok I don't know any of these answers, but I do have a question. Do you have your tickets for the BYU/UNLY game? We totoally have to meet up at the tail gate and get our faces painted together. I was majorly bummed that I had to work all day Saturday so no watching the game for me. It is recorded but it sounds like it was a bit boring.

Hope you find some answers, have you tried a magic 8 ball?

April said...

Barb-nice to know about the genetics, and ok be that way! ;)

Kristina- I see a trend starting...I am not alone. YEAH!!!

Chief-my headaches started when I was a little girl too. I can manage them through the week, but come the weekend, I am sunk!

Cherie- I have a 21 yr old and a 18 yr old. Maybe 6 more months and my problem will be solved? And thanks for compliment on the picture. I need to update it with one that includes our oldest. He was away on his mission when this one was taken.

Kazzy-yeah!!! I am not alone. I like to do my major work during the week because I know by the weekend I've got nothing left.

NHC-We haven't purchase our UNLV tickets yet. We are broke from the purchase of the other ones! There actually were some good plays yesterday. I can't wait til next weekend!

Sandi said...

1. because Sundays are not fun
2.because teeth are very very important
3. because kids are evil. (although the salsa that dripped down in my keyboard is totally from me)
4.because are weekends are made for F.U.N.
5. I think it was Travis Walton
6. I'm still thinking on that
7. because I cant sleep?!

April said...

Sandi-1. I think I need to have more fun
2. That's true! Teeth ARE very important!
3. {GASP} I hope your kids don't read this.
4. I think I need to have more fun (I feel a a
theme here)
5. Was that before or after the aliens
abducted
him?
6. What the what? Help a girl out here!
7. Go to bed! (Well, not now, cause I'm
writing this in the morning!

Homer and Queen said...

Hey Soul Sista!!! Me too...migraine every Sunday!!! Love you!

Tyler and Kacie said...

well.... I shot the Sheriff- but I did not shoot the Deputy!

Alyson (New England Living) said...

You are supposed to relax on the weekend! You deserve it!

You probably feel your headaches even more on Sundays because you are actually still enough to notice.

April said...

Queen–I am hoping that this weekend will be easier on my head so I can enjoy the BYU game in person....see you there?

April said...

Kacie-I knew you were up to no good! You and that V8 *ss of yours!

Alyson-you are right on soooo many levels!!!

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

I think that everything you have been thru constitutes a break!

And we need to go to lunch!

wendy said...

Who shot the sheriff?? Probably someone like Butch Casidy and the Sundance Kid --or Charles Manson.
weekends are for bumming, not working.
of COURSE sundays give you headaches, don't they everyone???
sorry I read YOUR letter, I am kinda nosey that way

Michelle said...

I think you forgot the question of ...Why did my son run into an Elephant....maybe it has to do with the otter pop stains! Hum..

April said...

Shelle-I am in! Name the day!!!

Wendy-I know that I didn't shoot the sheriff, that's for sure! Glad to see you here girl!

Michelle-What's up with that boy of mine using the car as a battering ram anyways?

The Garden of Egan said...

I go crazy(er) on the weekends, cause I want a clean house for it....not sure why.
By the time I'm done no one is relaxed. I should look more into therapy.

Heidi Ashworth said...

A body in motion stays in motion. A body at rest stays at rest. Or at least that's what I keep telling myself during the weekends and days off from school when I just can't bring myself to do anything. (You're on your own with the sheriff thing.)

robin said...

I HAVE a Sheriff and a Wannabe. I'm thinking of changing Giggles name to Trashman because he picks up every little piece of garbage he sees and pockets it to play with later .... you know... nails, screws, beads, pins, bobby pins, all kinds of little treasures.

Brett wants to change Smiley's name to LipsSplitter because when he went to hug him tonight he jumped into Brett's face and spilt Brett's lip open. Of course Brett is still crying about it.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

Amen Sistah!

I've always wondered who shot the sheriff! And why he didn't shoot the deputy too!

Hey, I may be in your neck of the woods this weekend. Shelle Belle is up for lunch or brunch or a midnight snack. I haven't heard back from T, but are you around this weekend?

lmtfitts said...

Otter pop stain LOL!

April said...

lmtfitts...I WISH I were kidding! Thank heavens for bleach, (my oldest was allowed to keep his life).

claudie said...

I shot the sheriff... but I did not shoot the deputy... lol
Ok that's all I have to say.
Hope your feeling better... oh and I'm glad I have nice teeth since it's the first thing you look at hehe
Love Claudie
xo

April said...

Claudie, your secret is safe with me! Now smile! hehehe! Thanks for stopping by. =D