(Ummmm, why are you still reading? This is for me...ahem... )
Ok, I think they are gone, so, I have some questions to ask if you don't mind. You don't have to answer if you don't want to, but these questions have been on my mind for a while.
1. Why is it that I have a headache every single Sunday? (Ok, I have a headache every day of the week, but on Sunday they are just out of control.)
2. Why are teeth the first thing I look at when I meet someone?
3. Why is there an otter pop stain on my keyboard when there is no food allowed at the computer?
4. Why do I find it so hard to be motivated to do something on the weekend when I can work my butt off all week long?
5. Who shot the sheriff?
6. How did I end up with such a nice guy as a husband?
7. Why are you still reading this? (Not me, you!)
PS, If you (yes you) figure out some of the answers, please let me in on them! Thanks!